Saturday, December 20, 2008

The Best Midget Clown Ever


Everyone loves Apesgrapes. You can love him too. Check out his site here.

Friday, December 12, 2008

It's 12/12

Twelve is my favorite number. Watch this music video celebrating the number 12 and the numbers that bring us closer to 12. It is the best song ever written.

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Rape an Ape


Not super funny. I just like when the words "rape" and "ape" are used together repeatedly.

Check out "Rape an Ape" here.

Friday, December 5, 2008

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

monkey RPG


There is a role playing game featuring pit fighting monkeys.

Iron Man MODOK


This guy made his own Iron Man MODOK.

the midget gallery


A group of midget artists. If you poke around on the site you can find a bunch of photos of them wearing lederhosen.

http://www.themidgetgallery.com/

All MODOK Marvel Avengers


You can get the trade paperback with issue #9 on Amazon.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

the 22 most sensational midgets ever


check out the list here.

I personally think Beetlejuice should have been ranked higher. He's "tied" with Eric the midget at #21. He should be in the top 5, if not #1. Warwick Davis. Come on.

At least Weng Weng made #8.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

in the future, will we be ruled by monkeys, robots, or both?

Check out Scientific American article about monkeys controlling robots with their brains here.

Also check out these movies:



Topless midget wrestling illegal in Canton, IL

Check out the article here.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

teen MODOK


a classic teen angst comic strip. Check it out here.

Monday, November 24, 2008

Friday, November 21, 2008

biggest monkey nipple



VH1 has announced the winner of it's Biggest Monkey Nipple contest. Here's a link.

cubecraft MODOK


Make your very own cubecraft modok here. All you need is a printer, scissors and tape. And paper. And a computer. And an internet connection.

Muay Thai boxing upset

Great expression on Red Shorts every time Blue Shorts repeatedly pummels his mug.

another variation on Zum Zum Zum

Same song, same handsome midget, same dance, different video. It seems as if he's poorly lipsyncing or possibly even singing a different song entirely. I think the lyrics sing the word "monkey" about 38 seconds in.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

good yeti toy


You can get this yeti toy, like I just did. Based on our good friend Tim B's growlingest character.

You can look at more pictures and buy it here.

A new type of monkey


They found this new primate in Indonesia. You can't believe how good it is. As stated in this msnbc article, it looks like a real life Furby.

MODOK and MS.MODOK attack the Hulk


'nuff said.

Hire Little People for your parties or other uses

www.hirelittlepeople.com can also to be accessed by typing www.hireamidget.com into your web browser. Not only can you hire a midget, but on the merchandise page you can buy a t-shirt featuring the words "touched by a midget."

run, yeti, run

Monday, October 27, 2008

animal testing humor

This is my favorite Onion article of all time:

Funny Monkey Tested On

Friday, October 17, 2008

MODOK costumes



Two types of MODOK costumes.

the best tv show in the world

If this was on tv in the USA, I would watch it every night. It's called Pankun and James.







Sunday, October 12, 2008

Gary Parker dwarfism photography

Great dwarfism pictures:

http://www.garyparker.com/fmsetgallery.html?gallery=Dwarfism

actual size Lawgiver


These guys make Planet of the Apes shit from the actual molds. You can have your very own life size lawgiver statue for about $13,000.

http://apemania.com/main.htm

Saturday, October 11, 2008

4 MODOK drawings

http://wadefurlong.deviantart.com/art/MODOK-CONFRONTATION-45303614

Air Ape

who doesn't love an air ape?

Verne pees in the corner

Another oldie but goodie. brilliantly disturbing.

(the older, better you tube clip of this is no longer available. This is an edited version with celebrity commentary)

Friday, October 10, 2008

beetlejuice

Beetle is one of my favorite people on the planet. I highly recommend buying "Beetle Uncensored." It will blow your fucking mind.

You can find it here:

http://jollydwarf.com/html/merchandise.htm


Thursday, October 9, 2008

2 dogs

Another classic. Sorry, I know you've all seen this by now. If you haven't - hang in for the end. It's better than you think it is. Also, watch this one with the sound off. The music ruins this clip. I couldn't find the original. I think it's been removed from you tube forever.

Doggy Style - Jubii TV
A romantic first date between two dogs
Keywords: vomit dog sex
Video from goood

The chimp and the frog

A classic. If you haven't seen this, It's a chimp at the zoo forcing a frog to give him a blow job. There's even more disturbing footage of this act on you tube. Just search for "chimp and frog."

first post

Hey there. I will try to post things that I like on this blog. Or at least links to things I like. The posts will most likely be related to the three subjects named in the title of this blog. Sometimes I'll post other things.

So, here goes. 3 things...

monkey



midget



modok