The Best Midget Clown Ever

Everyone loves Apesgrapes. You can love him too. Check out his site here.

This one loves the news

Shazbot!

It's 12/12

Twelve is my favorite number. Watch this music video celebrating the number 12 and the numbers that bring us closer to 12. It is the best song ever written.

Rape an Ape

Not super funny. I just like when the words "rape" and "ape" are used together repeatedly.

Check out "Rape an Ape" here.

MODAM

this guy hates MODAM

monkey RPG

There is a role playing game featuring pit fighting monkeys.

Iron Man MODOK

This guy made his own Iron Man MODOK.

the midget gallery

A group of midget artists. If you poke around on the site you can find a bunch of photos of them wearing lederhosen.

http://www.themidgetgallery.com/

All MODOK Marvel Avengers

You can get the trade paperback with issue #9 on Amazon.

the 22 most sensational midgets ever

check out the list here.

I personally think Beetlejuice should have been ranked higher. He's "tied" with Eric the midget at #21. He should be in the top 5, if not #1. Warwick Davis. Come on.

At least Weng Weng made #8.

in the future, will we be ruled by monkeys, robots, or both?

Check out Scientific American article about monkeys controlling robots with their brains here.

Also check out these movies:

Topless midget wrestling illegal in Canton, IL

Check out the article here.

teen MODOK

a classic teen angst comic strip. Check it out here.

The midget manifesto

you can read it here.

biggest monkey nipple

VH1 has announced the winner of it's Biggest Monkey Nipple contest. Here's a link.

cubecraft MODOK

Make your very own cubecraft modok here. All you need is a printer, scissors and tape. And paper. And a computer. And an internet connection.

Muay Thai boxing upset

Great expression on Red Shorts every time Blue Shorts repeatedly pummels his mug.

another variation on Zum Zum Zum

Same song, same handsome midget, same dance, different video. It seems as if he's poorly lipsyncing or possibly even singing a different song entirely. I think the lyrics sing the word "monkey" about 38 seconds in.

Jeff Steinberg the Tiny Giant

good yeti toy

You can get this yeti toy, like I just did. Based on our good friend Tim B's growlingest character.

You can look at more pictures and buy it here.

A new type of monkey

They found this new primate in Indonesia. You can't believe how good it is. As stated in this msnbc article, it looks like a real life Furby.

MODOK and MS.MODOK attack the Hulk

'nuff said.

Hire Little People for your parties or other uses

www.hirelittlepeople.com can also to be accessed by typing www.hireamidget.com into your web browser. Not only can you hire a midget, but on the merchandise page you can buy a t-shirt featuring the words "touched by a midget."

run, yeti, run

animal testing humor

This is my favorite Onion article of all time:

Funny Monkey Tested On

little bigfoot

I haven't seen this, but I want to.

LBF trailer

legs rule. arms suck.

zum zum zum

He's handsome and he loves to dance.

a good MODOK blog

march modok madness

monkey magic

3D MODOK head

a fancy computer generated MODOK head

MODOK costumes

Two types of MODOK costumes.

the best tv show in the world

If this was on tv in the USA, I would watch it every night. It's called Pankun and James.

his head can fit in her twat

smallest dude, longest legs

fred sanford hates midgets

he will tell his grandchildren.

This guy is making out with a midget lady.

You should buy this

I will own this one day.

MODOK art by Chickenscratch

http://flickr.com/photos/25656314@N00/25527017/

MODOK is the mack

evidence.

baby Sloth

This is a picture of a baby with Sloth's head.

Gary Parker dwarfism photography

Great dwarfism pictures:

http://www.garyparker.com/fmsetgallery.html?gallery=Dwarfism

actual size Lawgiver

These guys make Planet of the Apes shit from the actual molds. You can have your very own life size lawgiver statue for about $13,000.

http://apemania.com/main.htm

4 MODOK drawings

http://wadefurlong.deviantart.com/art/MODOK-CONFRONTATION-45303614

Air Ape

who doesn't love an air ape?

Verne pees in the corner

Another oldie but goodie. brilliantly disturbing.

(the older, better you tube clip of this is no longer available. This is an edited version with celebrity commentary)

beetlejuice

Beetle is one of my favorite people on the planet. I highly recommend buying "Beetle Uncensored." It will blow your fucking mind.

You can find it here:

http://jollydwarf.com/html/merchandise.htm

2 dogs

Another classic. Sorry, I know you've all seen this by now. If you haven't - hang in for the end. It's better than you think it is. Also, watch this one with the sound off. The music ruins this clip. I couldn't find the original. I think it's been removed from you tube forever.

Doggy Style - Jubii TV
A romantic first date between two dogs

Keywords: vomit dog sex

Video from goood

The chimp and the frog

A classic. If you haven't seen this, It's a chimp at the zoo forcing a frog to give him a blow job. There's even more disturbing footage of this act on you tube. Just search for "chimp and frog."

first post

Hey there. I will try to post things that I like on this blog. Or at least links to things I like. The posts will most likely be related to the three subjects named in the title of this blog. Sometimes I'll post other things.

So, here goes. 3 things...

monkey



midget



modok