monkeys, midgets and modok

ape rape

2010-02-23T10:08:00.000-08:00

Click here to see 10 videos of apes and/or monkeys raping other living beings.

The rapees include a goat and one of my favorites, "the chimp and the frog"

Gary Coleman's Penis

2010-01-14T08:38:00.000-08:00

I posted the trailer for Midgets vs. Mascots on this blog last year. Recently there's been a lot of talk about Gary Coleman's ding dong being featured in the film. Here's some links:

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/gossip/2010/01/gary-coleman-penis-midgets-vs-mascots.html

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/gossip/2010/01/preach-it-gary-coleman-penis-story-scottie-pippin.html

ice skating Apes

2010-01-14T08:35:00.000-08:00

http://www.wimp.com/skatingmonkey/

skating to the theme from Rocky.

MODOK is number 100

2009-10-08T01:14:00.001-07:00

he should be #1. See list here.

a guy describes a MODOK comic over the phone

2009-10-08T01:10:00.000-07:00

another good MODOK costume

2009-10-06T09:10:00.000-07:00

check it out:

Jack loves midgets

2009-09-08T13:22:00.000-07:00

MODOK predicts Disney purchase

2009-09-08T13:16:00.000-07:00

Steamboat MODOK. Check it out here.

MODUCK

2009-09-08T13:09:00.000-07:00

Now that Disney owns Marvel, maybe we'll see some MODOK crossover stuff. Like this Scrooge McDuck hybrid someone emailed me the other day...

Pankun!

2009-08-28T07:46:00.001-07:00

Check out Pankun. Without James this time, but still pretty damn good.

How many apes does it take to change a lightbulb?

2009-07-15T07:47:00.000-07:00

I'm of Polish descent. I've heard all the Polish jokes. The premise of every one of these jokes is basically "Polish people are dumb." Well, this vintage Planet of the Apes poster proves every one of those jokes right. In which country is it considered a good idea to blow the surprise ending of the movie on the POSTER? In Poland, apparently...

Call to ban "midget" on TV?

2009-07-07T11:12:00.000-07:00

Check out this Hollywood Reporter article. Will the FCC ban the word "midget" on tv?

OBEY MODOK

2009-07-07T10:08:00.000-07:00

by Adam "Ape Lad" Koford

midgets vs mascots

2009-07-07T10:04:00.000-07:00

Check out this film. What more can you ask for?

Thanks to Cheese for the tip...

finally getting around to posting again...

2009-07-07T10:01:00.000-07:00

Chimps in the UK

Kim Kardashian got a chimp

2009-03-02T06:38:00.000-08:00

Hopefully it won't eat her face, hands and eyes.

check out the pics here...

MODOK Christian Bale parody

2009-02-18T14:00:00.000-08:00

MODOK yells at an AIM agent. Check it out on Marvel's site.

Just in case you were wondering...

2009-02-18T00:03:00.000-08:00

MODOK's religion is Scientism. Not to be confused with Scientology.

Escaped monkey known for hurling doo doo

2009-01-15T09:01:00.000-08:00

Check out the article here.

MODOK puzzle figure explained

2009-01-11T08:04:00.000-08:00

An incredibly annoying nerd describes the assembly of the MODOK figure. I would suggest skipping to around 4:43. That's when he starts talking about MODOK.

Eric at the Bunny Ranch

2009-01-11T07:37:00.000-08:00

Here's a few pictures of your favorite grumpy little American Idol superfan, Eric the Midget. They were taken on his recent trip to the Bunny Ranch outside of Las Vegas. The pictures on the bed were apparently taken shortly after having sex with Airforce Amy on New Year's Eve (also featured in the photo.) I had to censor Amy's boobs for the blog - those little, blue, pasti-like things are Eric's head. The original post can be found here, but it seems like the photos have been removed...

The Best Midget Clown Ever

2008-12-20T09:59:00.000-08:00

Everyone loves Apesgrapes. You can love him too. Check out his site here.

This one loves the news

2008-12-14T01:48:00.000-08:00

Shazbot!

It's 12/12

2008-12-12T06:22:00.000-08:00

Twelve is my favorite number. Watch this music video celebrating the number 12 and the numbers that bring us closer to 12. It is the best song ever written.

Rape an Ape

2008-12-06T10:25:00.000-08:00

Not super funny. I just like when the words "rape" and "ape" are used together repeatedly.

Check out "Rape an Ape" here.

MODAM

2008-12-05T15:11:00.000-08:00

this guy hates MODAM

monkey RPG

2008-12-03T17:19:00.000-08:00

There is a role playing game featuring pit fighting monkeys.

Iron Man MODOK

2008-12-03T17:01:00.000-08:00

This guy made his own Iron Man MODOK.

the midget gallery

2008-12-03T06:41:00.000-08:00

A group of midget artists. If you poke around on the site you can find a bunch of photos of them wearing lederhosen.

http://www.themidgetgallery.com/

All MODOK Marvel Avengers

2008-12-03T06:21:00.000-08:00

You can get the trade paperback with issue #9 on Amazon.

the 22 most sensational midgets ever

2008-12-02T09:53:00.000-08:00

check out the list here.

I personally think Beetlejuice should have been ranked higher. He's "tied" with Eric the midget at #21. He should be in the top 5, if not #1. Warwick Davis. Come on.

At least Weng Weng made #8.

in the future, will we be ruled by monkeys, robots, or both?

2008-11-26T08:35:00.000-08:00

Check out Scientific American article about monkeys controlling robots with their brains here.

Also check out these movies:

Topless midget wrestling illegal in Canton, IL

2008-11-26T08:29:00.000-08:00

Check out the article here.

teen MODOK

2008-11-25T10:32:00.000-08:00

a classic teen angst comic strip. Check it out here.

The midget manifesto

2008-11-24T19:19:00.000-08:00

you can read it here.

biggest monkey nipple

2008-11-21T17:45:00.000-08:00

VH1 has announced the winner of it's Biggest Monkey Nipple contest. Here's a link.

cubecraft MODOK

2008-11-21T07:45:00.000-08:00

Make your very own cubecraft modok here. All you need is a printer, scissors and tape. And paper. And a computer. And an internet connection.

Muay Thai boxing upset

2008-11-21T07:41:00.000-08:00

Great expression on Red Shorts every time Blue Shorts repeatedly pummels his mug.

another variation on Zum Zum Zum

2008-11-21T07:26:00.000-08:00

Same song, same handsome midget, same dance, different video. It seems as if he's poorly lipsyncing or possibly even singing a different song entirely. I think the lyrics sing the word "monkey" about 38 seconds in.

Jeff Steinberg the Tiny Giant

2008-11-20T11:56:00.000-08:00

good yeti toy

2008-11-19T08:44:00.000-08:00

You can get this yeti toy, like I just did. Based on our good friend Tim B's growlingest character.

You can look at more pictures and buy it here.

A new type of monkey

2008-11-19T08:38:00.000-08:00

They found this new primate in Indonesia. You can't believe how good it is. As stated in this msnbc article, it looks like a real life Furby.

MODOK and MS.MODOK attack the Hulk

2008-11-19T08:26:00.000-08:00

'nuff said.

Hire Little People for your parties or other uses

2008-11-19T08:21:00.000-08:00

www.hirelittlepeople.com can also to be accessed by typing www.hireamidget.com into your web browser. Not only can you hire a midget, but on the merchandise page you can buy a t-shirt featuring the words "touched by a midget."

run, yeti, run

2008-11-19T08:18:00.001-08:00

animal testing humor

2008-10-27T21:02:00.000-07:00

This is my favorite Onion article of all time:

Funny Monkey Tested On

little bigfoot

2008-10-26T22:49:00.001-07:00

I haven't seen this, but I want to.

LBF trailer

legs rule. arms suck.

2008-10-26T09:53:00.001-07:00

zum zum zum

2008-10-26T09:21:00.000-07:00

He's handsome and he loves to dance.

a good MODOK blog

2008-10-26T09:14:00.001-07:00

march modok madness

monkey magic

2008-10-26T09:09:00.001-07:00

3D MODOK head

2008-10-18T08:25:00.001-07:00

a fancy computer generated MODOK head

MODOK costumes

2008-10-17T08:00:00.000-07:00

Two types of MODOK costumes.

the best tv show in the world

2008-10-17T06:56:00.000-07:00

If this was on tv in the USA, I would watch it every night. It's called Pankun and James.

his head can fit in her twat

2008-10-16T22:14:00.000-07:00

smallest dude, longest legs

fred sanford hates midgets

2008-10-16T22:02:00.000-07:00

he will tell his grandchildren.

2008-10-16T21:10:00.000-07:00

This guy is making out with a midget lady.

You should buy this

2008-10-16T20:52:00.001-07:00

I will own this one day.

MODOK art by Chickenscratch

2008-10-16T20:48:00.001-07:00

http://flickr.com/photos/25656314@N00/25527017/

MODOK is the mack

2008-10-16T20:44:00.001-07:00

evidence.

baby Sloth

2008-10-16T20:40:00.000-07:00

This is a picture of a baby with Sloth's head.

Gary Parker dwarfism photography

2008-10-12T09:55:00.000-07:00

Great dwarfism pictures:

http://www.garyparker.com/fmsetgallery.html?gallery=Dwarfism

actual size Lawgiver

2008-10-12T09:05:00.000-07:00

These guys make Planet of the Apes shit from the actual molds. You can have your very own life size lawgiver statue for about $13,000.

http://apemania.com/main.htm

4 MODOK drawings

2008-10-11T14:41:00.000-07:00

http://wadefurlong.deviantart.com/art/MODOK-CONFRONTATION-45303614

Air Ape

2008-10-11T09:51:00.000-07:00

who doesn't love an air ape?

Verne pees in the corner

2008-10-11T09:47:00.000-07:00

Another oldie but goodie. brilliantly disturbing.

(the older, better you tube clip of this is no longer available. This is an edited version with celebrity commentary)

beetlejuice

2008-10-10T08:56:00.000-07:00

Beetle is one of my favorite people on the planet. I highly recommend buying "Beetle Uncensored." It will blow your fucking mind.

You can find it here:

http://jollydwarf.com/html/merchandise.htm

2 dogs

2008-10-09T10:16:00.000-07:00

Another classic. Sorry, I know you've all seen this by now. If you haven't - hang in for the end. It's better than you think it is. Also, watch this one with the sound off. The music ruins this clip. I couldn't find the original. I think it's been removed from you tube forever.

Doggy Style - Jubii TV
A romantic first date between two dogs

Keywords: vomit dog sex

Video from goood

The chimp and the frog

2008-10-09T10:09:00.000-07:00

A classic. If you haven't seen this, It's a chimp at the zoo forcing a frog to give him a blow job. There's even more disturbing footage of this act on you tube. Just search for "chimp and frog."

first post

2008-10-09T08:42:00.000-07:00

Hey there. I will try to post things that I like on this blog. Or at least links to things I like. The posts will most likely be related to the three subjects named in the title of this blog. Sometimes I'll post other things.

So, here goes. 3 things...

monkey

midget

modok